Funny Pick-Up Lines
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- If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.
- Want a raisin? No? Well, how about a date?
- Are you from France? Because Eiffel for you.
- Your eyes are like IKEA. I’m totally lost in them.
- Was your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!
- Kiss me if I’m wrong. But dinosaurs still exist, right?
- Are your parents bakers? Because you’re a cutie pie!
- If you were words on a page, you’d be the fine print.
- Is your name Ariel? Cause we mer-made for each other.
- I may not be a photographer, but I can totally picture us together.
- I want our love to be like the number Pi: irrational and never-ending.
- Aside from being drop-dead gorgeous, what do you do for a living?
- You owe me a drink. Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine!
- You must be exhausted because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
- You must be a magician. Because any time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
- I wasn’t always religious. But I am now because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
- You must be a high test score. Because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.
- I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
- How much does a polar bear weigh? I don’t know either but it breaks the ice. Wanna get a drink?
- Where have I seen you before? Oh yeah, I remember now. It was in the dictionary next to the word “gorgeous”!
- Are you my appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
- Are you a long structure used to restrict the flow of water across rivers and underwater streams? Because daaaaaaaaam!
Best Pick Up Lines to Use at a Bar
- Trust me, I’m not drunk; I’m just intoxicated by you.
- I seem to have lost my number—can I have yours?
- Do you have a name, or can I just call you ‘mine?’
- I was just trying to buy a drink here, but you’re very distracting.
- Are you any good at boxing? Because you look like a knockout.
- Hi, my name is (your name), but you can call me tonight or tomorrow.
- You see my friend over there? S/he wants to know if you think I’m cute.
- You: Are you good at math?
Them: No (or Yes)
You: Me neither (or Me too). But the only number I care about is yours.
- I’m not sure what it is yet, but something about you seems really interesting.
- I was going to call you beautiful, but then I realized I don’t have your number yet.
- Do I know you? (pause) Oh, sorry, it’s just that you look just like my next girlfriend.
- You look like you know how to have a good time. Been on any adventures lately?
- You know, I’m actually terrible at flirting. How about you try to pick me up instead?
- If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
- My friends bet me I couldn’t talk to the prettiest girl in the bar. Want to use their money to buy some drinks?
- Excuse me, I don’t mean to intrude, but you owe me a drink (pause), because when I saw you, I dropped mine.
- Hey, do you mind if we take a picture together? I just want to show my mom what my next girlfriend looks like.
- I’m surprised the restaurant/bar/etc. hasn’t asked you to leave yet. You’re so beautiful you’re making all the other girls look bad.
- I wish I’d paid more attention to science in high school, because you and I’ve got chemistry and I want to know all about it.
- I started reading/watching an interesting book/show last week, and I’d love to discuss it with someone. Have you heard of it?
- It’s never easy meeting a complete stranger—especially one as beautiful as you—without being properly introduced. But can we try anyway?