201 Cute and Cheesy Pick Up Lines That’ll Kick Your Flirting Game Into Top Gear

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Cute and Cheesy Pick Up Lines

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  • Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me!
  • I’m in the mood for pizza. A pizza you, that is!
  • Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you’re a-cutie!
  • Hey, I’m Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
  • Life without you is like a broken pencil. Totally pointless
  • Have you seen Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!
  • You’re so sweet, you could put Hershey’s out of business!
  • Excuse me, do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.
  • Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
  • Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.
  • Is there an airport nearby, or was that just my heart taking off?
  • If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be the McGorgeous.
  • I hope you know CPR because you are taking my breath away!
  • Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem just Wright for me!
  • Excuse me, do you have a Band-Aid? I scraped my knee falling for you.
  • I was wondering if you had an extra heart because mine was just stolen.
  • I don’t consider myself a hoarder but I really would like to keep you forever.
  • Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean, and I don’t mind being lost at sea.
  • I’m confused. I thought happiness started with an H, but mine seems to start with U.
  • What’s that amazing perfume you’re wearing? Oh! That’s just you? I can’t get enough.
  • Sorry, can you help me? I think something’s wrong with my eyes. I can’t take them off you.
  • Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re se-xy!
  • If I had four quarters to give to the four prettiest women in the world, you would have a dollar!
  • I was blinded by your beauty. You’ll have to give me your name and number for insurance purposes.
  • Hi, I’d like to introduce myself. My name is Mr. Right. Someone mentioned you were looking for me?

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Good Pick Up Lines

  • If you were a taser, you’d be set to ‘stun.’
  • If you were a Transformer, you’d be ‘Optimus Fine.’
  • On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
  • If you were a song, you’d be the best track on the album.
  • I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?
  • You know what you would look really beautiful in? My arms.
  • Do you ever get tired from running through my thoughts all night?
  • Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
  • Are you an electrician? Because you’re definitely lighting up my day/night!
  • I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks.
  • I always thought happiness started with an ‘h,’ but it turns out mine starts with ‘u.’
  • Want to go outside and get some fresh air with me? You just took my breath away.
  • I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it to see if it works?
  • I would never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find.
  • Are you a magician? It’s the strangest thing, but every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
  • Hi, I just wanted to thank you for the gift. (pause) I’ve been wearing this smile ever since you gave it to me.
  • Do you know what the Little Mermaid and I have in common? We both want to be part of your world.
  • You know, they say that love is when you don’t want to sleep because reality is better than your dreams. And after seeing you, I don’t think I ever want to sleep again.
  • You know, I always thought that Disneyland was the ‘happiest place on Earth,’ but that was before I got a chance to stand here next to you.
  • I’ve heard it said that kissing is the ‘language of love.’ Would you care to have a conversation with me about it sometime?

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